"This game has had issues from day one at this bar. It's a remake, but it's less fun to play than the OG version at CSP that's crossed the million game mark, and is held together with bailing twine and prayers.
Flippers are crisp, but the kickout to shooter lane is fuzzy and the castle chokes on more than one ball, both of which mess up MB play in different ways. Right troll doesn't register sometimes and left troll doesn't register nearly every time.
Please bring this thing back to Wedgehead and give it the love it needs to function, instead of being way out here at the ass end of the OOO route." Medieval Madness (Williams, 1997)
"50¢ per play. Extra balls and specials turned on. Running updated hardware that includes a skill shot." Close Encounters of the Third Kind (Gottlieb, 1978)
"All the issues of William's prior report still persists, also tilted significantly to the left causing many right outlane drains and left flipper getting the ball most of the time (even when ball shot straight up from the right flipper)." Stranger Things (Pro) (Stern, 2019)